Having a good time on the beach, check.
Copious amounts of beer, vodka or whatever (maybe), check.
Losing your teeth doing something stupid on vacation, priceless.
The airport on the small country of Sint Maarten is located literally meters away from the beach. Despite warning signs posted along the fence that separates Princess Juliana airport and the beach you get potential Darwin award winning behaviour like this....
Sint Maarten encompasses the southern half of the island of Saint Marten which is 190 miles east of Puerto Rico and is a constituent country of the Kingdom of the Netherlands.